5!
YES WE ARE SURE!

Seriously...really really sure!

Now that you have had a moment to adjust to the news pick your jaw up off the floor. It is January as I write this and I am exhausted and cranky really really cranky -- the only kind of cranky I get in the beginning of my pregnancies. I don't keep track of anything so I couldn't tell you if I was late but I will say I just had a feeling. A feeling like I could seriously rip another human's head from their body and use it as a soccer ball. Yes I have a list of people....lol So this new found desire to murder led me to take a test (PLEASE NOTE THE FIRST TEST TAKEN WAS AT HE HOME OF THE RIKERS - THEIR BATHROOM WILL ALWAYS HOLD A SPECIAL MEANING TO ME NOW) :) then another, and another until I was convinced. Telling the man was going to be a different story. When I let Steve in on the "news", I tried to get him to keep his head between his knees till the feeling passed but he felt pacing the floor was more productive. He didn't understand the concept of a "faint" line so he was positive that the test was not. For those of you that have taken a test you know what I mean about a faint line. In fact I will bet money that some of you have gone as far as to dismantle the test to really really see that 2nd line. I took another and then another the next day and made him watch the 2 lines appear. This time they came faster then they did the day before. He doesn't think it's false anymore...lol
Now as you know I made no secret about having "just 1 more". With that said I was starting to think 4 was a good number. We have perfect seating at the dinner table. Just enough extra space in the truck. Well actually Dexter took over what little space was left. Oh and not to mention I was back in my size 4's and 6's. So 4 kids was fine by me and my waist line! Anyway, Steve traveled alot in December. After one of his trips he came home and was more than happy to see me and that weekend we went from The Pepe 6 to The Pepe 7.
It has a nice ring to it don'tcha think?!?!
If you think about it it was fate really....(sam) 2001, (steven) 2003, (bella) 2005, (sophia) 2007 and now (to be named later) 2009! Here's hoping I just get a new car in 2011!
I assume after reading this you will feel the need to say Congrats! That sentiment will be greatly appreciated and accepted.
Now if your way of saying Congrats to us might go something like this:
***** PLEASE NOTE: THERE HAS BEEN SOME INQUIRIES INTO THE FOLLOWING SENTIMENTS. THIS WAS ALL THINGS THAT WERE SAID WHEN WE GOT PREGNANT WITH SOPHIA FROM VARIOUS PEOPLE - IT WAS RUDE THEN AND WOULD BE RUDE TO SAY AGAIN NOW *****
"WOW 5 kids are you nuts?!?"(sure a bit but anyone with 5 kids needs to be a little whacky)"We're you drunk?"
(hmmmmm Yes YES I was and Steve was too.......it was a fun night :) )
"Better you than me!"
(That's probably true! )
"You need a hobby!"
(Actually I have a lot of hobbies and am asked quite often how I do it all - well see the trick is to have a lot of kids so that I have free child labor - isn't it obvious?!? )"How about renting a movie"?(no worries my Netflix Queue is quite exstensive and how do you know we weren't watching a movie :0 )
"REALLY another one?"(Yes ANOTHER one - and don't say it like they are collectibles or some sort of knick knack for pete's sake BUT I bet I could get a pretty penny for the 4th one)
"How will you handle it?"(have you met our other 4 children?!?! I'd say we've done a pretty damn good job so far and quite frankly I "handle" my children pretty good if I do say so myself")OK you get the point! So if any of the above sentiments might be something you would think is appropriate to say either before or after actually saying Congratulations or just saying that instead of Congratulations then do us a favor and remember what your Mother taught you when you were a kid -
"If you don't have anything
NICE to say then
DON'T say anything at all!" You don't want to make the above mentioned list....do you?!?!
We're excited to have this baby! I look forward to my endless appetite over the next few months. The kids are excited to have another sister or brother to share their toys and bed with.
So to re-cap
YES - I AM PREGNANT AGAIN!!!!!
YES - I KNOW WHAT CAUSES IT!!!!!
NO - I DON'T HAVE TO MANY!!!!!
Oh one last thing:
COMING THIS FALL !